we're the onlythings safe from all this rubbish; seasons change, haircuts, people change. food goes bad. people go bad. plants die. power goes out. car batteries die. phones fall in water. lighters run out of fluid, paper cuts, pens bleed. movies get old. cigarettes go out. weed burns, pipes break. cats and dogs get run over. birds get shot. pizzas get eaten. liquor gets drunk. doors get closed. windows get shut. clothes get dirty&small. shoes rip. bullets explode, and kill mostly. knives get dull, pencils break. $$ gets wasted. hearts get pumped.nails break&chip. coke goes up noses, and heroine goes up veins. jobs get old. dicks get soft. razors get dull. nipples get hard. jeans don't fit, or get too big. cuts bleed. heels break. feelings get hurt. old people die. people die. teachers are bi-est. coffee gets stale. people get cancer. waves crash. the moon gets smaller. mascara gets dry. sunglasses break. fish smells bad. girls get jealous. businessmen have to wear suits. the sun is going to die. raccoons get run over. children starve. blunts get split. tests get failed. relationships go bad. babies choke. poop smells bad. teeth rot. hot gets cold. blah blah blah